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Wednesday, June 9, 2010

Me and my low expectations from my kid

Mr. Oz took Monster for a potty break and makes her pee even though she was adamant she didn't "need" to.

Wizard: 1-2-3 PEE!

Monster: giggles and pees.

Me: Wow, I'm convinced of your powers. However did you teach her that?

Wizard: (After giving me a disbelieving look) She's a HUMAN! She understands what we teach her!

And all this time I was thinking of spritzing her butt with water the next time she peed on my carpet.

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