Mr. Oz took Monster for a potty break and makes her pee even though she was adamant she didn't "need" to.
Wizard: 1-2-3 PEE!
Monster: giggles and pees.
Me: Wow, I'm convinced of your powers. However did you teach her that?
Wizard: (After giving me a disbelieving look) She's a HUMAN! She understands what we teach her!
And all this time I was thinking of spritzing her butt with water the next time she peed on my carpet.